Hemosexual

Those who find actress/dancer Heather Morris to be sexually attractive.

Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Heather Morris last night on Glee???

Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!

Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!

by akaklee May 20, 2011

hemisexual

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016

The Homosexual Clefairy

A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.

Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.

by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009

Straight Homosexual

A homosexual man that acts straight and does manly stuff but just likes guys.

" Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "

by PabloMiAllamo November 17, 2016

Ur a non intellectual homosexual

One of the worst insults humanity ever created. Destroys other person if used correctly.

Peyton: Ur mom gay
Connor: ur a non intellectual homosexual

Peyton: * Hole opens under Peyton and swallows him and his family whole, then closes so he is trapped for eternity*

by PerfectMemes420 May 24, 2018

ur family reunion a big homosexual communion

First introduce on "ifunny by chrishansen_official" it spread fast, its worse than Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, your bro a hoe, your sister a mister, ur grandma a queer, ur grandpa a grand trap, ur family tree lgbt, once this is sad everything from existence is erased and restarts.

Guy: ur mom gay
You: your dad lesbian
Guy: ur bro a hoe
You: ur sister a mister
Guy: ur grandma a queer
You: ur grandpa a grand trap
Guy: ur family tree lgbt
You: you know what you made me do this, ur family reunion a big homosexual communion. *existence itself is erased*

by Peter graffiti April 14, 2018

Homosexual

Justin Bieber

I’m not homosexual

by Do drugs November 16, 2018