Weston Haight

A male who apart from his stunning good looks and uncanny ability to charm will often be seen mobbin' deep or at the most bumpin' party postin' at the beer pong table.

Guy 1: "Dude i thought i was hella good at pong but Weston Haight punk'd me hella bad last night"

Guy 2: "Fuck Dude what did you expect weston is a fucking beast".

by I post hella hard June 6, 2009

haikel

Someone who is handsome,cute,smart and funny ; Cute ; handsome ; caring

Hey isn't that guy so hot ! He's definitely Haikel

by Kaijumpens September 7, 2016

haihao

A very ugly woman

dude 1: i just saw a -10/10

dude 2: must be a haihao

by stinky breath October 12, 2010

poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls

Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...

by La Petomaine July 7, 2008

haiku

Haikus have three lines.
The first has five syllables,
Then seven, then five.

Proper haikus are about nature, especially the seasons; the structure tends to be more important than the words.

A haiku:
Underneath a tree
Summer air is so easy.
So is yo mama.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009

haicheng

an awkward person who uses minipulation to try to control or effect people they know. pushes away those closest to them. pretends to love being independant and alone, but secretly is bored and lonely and wants to be loved

'have you talked to that haicheng kid in science?'

'yeah he's so rude to me!'

by saragray January 1, 2009

haika

Beautiful and loves to dance.

Haika is precious

by Jhansnkx August 18, 2018