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by anus-hka May 27, 2023
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Haider Goggins

Sigma nr.1. A man with the worlds best mentality. He wakes up before Ashton Hall everyday, and runs a Death Valley Race every morning and evening. He games, chats and watch TV. He also plays football, and he's secretly CR7. He's also the best rizzler with 10000 aura points.
Person 1: I am better than you.
Person 2: F..ck you, I am Haider Goggins
by SkibidiHaider1 April 3, 2025
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Haider

A guy who looks like he just came from saadi town covered in curry, dripping litres of filthy nose oil from his huge overarching nose which looks like an angry birds beak. They are extremely short, with the average size of man boobs for a nutella addict. Packing the one inch defender also known as the urdu pincher. Always mindlessly scrolling on tiktok saving, liking and reposting every video, like its his j*b. They are very unusual and get called the unusual guy by everyone, even his mum. Are a fluent Urdu speaker but would never admit to it. Very afraid to "leave the nest". These guys are always scared of women. They are Muslim but don't follow any rules except eating pork.
Hey haider how was the flight from saadi town
by Dardy daniel July 25, 2025
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Haider Farooq

Married man with 2 kids, His father is Vithuran, Hes a trans gay lesbian Pakistinian boy who is a big part of the LGBTQ +IA community leading protests and flashing kids in the streets of kirachi, Haider once gave a BJ to his own father in Oshawa Ontario but got deported by Ahmad
by Haider Farooq September 9, 2025
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Haider

He loves chipotle.. that’s all I gotta say.
Haider thinks chipotle is life.
by Sweet and salty November 22, 2021
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Haider

The most pakau, the most chutiya friend in your group. Girls like him lot though...... hahahahaahahahaahha, joke tha guys.
Bro shut up stop being such a haider
by Man of the men October 3, 2020
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Dan haider

Me : did you see how Liverpool list 5 away matches in a row ? Gotta feel bad for Dan haider
by GwakGwak March 19, 2021
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