haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.

Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."

by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010

haggot

A male who lives vicariously through the life or lives of a lesbian(s). Like a fag hag, only being male - preferably a gay male. Almost like being a sister to said lesbian(s).

Following the clique nervously, the haggot quickly thought up a witty turn of phrase to keep his lesbian friend amused.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's haggis last night.

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

Haggis

1. Scotland's most well known food.
2. Haggis McHaggis is the hilarious Scotsman from Ren and Stimpy. One of the best characters ever. Therefore any Scotsman is a Haggis McHaggis and it works to call anyone Haggis.

1. Lets eat sum Haggis.
2. Yo Haggis, whaddup?

by Diego September 22, 2003

Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Hagging Rights

Mad cred earned by a woman in the gay community.

She got mad hagging rights when she had Dan Savage's turkey baster baby.

by ThaJiznit May 15, 2010

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab Girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006