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hancock park

neighborhood near hollywood in los angeles. seemingly quaint, but actually full of rich, white, overprivileged myspace-famous cokehead/tweaker teenagers.
did you hear about the meth bust behind spirituali in hancock park? that shit's straight up crazy!
by anonymous_nigga December 30, 2005
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Presidential Hancock

After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.
"After running low on ink to sign autographs, Evander was forced to execute a Presidential Hancock on an unsuspecting fan."
by Thomas White August 29, 2006
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Herbie Hancock

When an individual has oral sex performed upon them while they smoke a marijuana cigarette.
Usually refers to males, but it can also refer to females on the receiving end of the oral sex.
-We were getting really high, and then all of a sudden, she starts blowing me!
-Woah shit, you got a Herbie Hancock?! You lucky bastard!
by ProgRockDrummer July 27, 2011
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hadcock

the uncommon last name of a extremely gifted or talented person
that girl over there is so fine she has to be a hadcock!
by lauren hadcock December 8, 2004
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Hancock

Being forced to wait an inordinate amout of time when on a strict schedule concerning consumption of any kind.
Dave: "Dude, are you coming to lunch or what!!??"

Dillon: "Can you wait for like, 10 or 12 more minutes? I got Hancocked again with this crap..."

--or--

"This Hancocking is getting out of hand! Every time we invite you to get a beer after work you show up as we're leaving. WTF man?"
by James Buffe' May 16, 2013
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hancock

man of great size and power

nickname: footbum
hancock: to have ones hand on cock
by t.w September 8, 2006
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John Hancock

When a man sticks his penis in ink and swipes it on another person's face.
After i sign this document, can I give you my John Hancock?
by Wccpubman February 26, 2011
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