Gulching

Gulching or to gulch is when you’re being wholesome with the squad, balling out, or about to have fun.

“Yo Danny wanna go gulching”, “yeah keyglin ima gulch you bro”

by Gulchlem December 13, 2024

Gelshing

Fucking a wheel of cheese, like a pocket pussy. While covering one eye.

"Bro I caught Jason gelshing at work."

by MurdochMoser March 21, 2025

Guelphing

When a man abandons the boys on a regular basis to make repeated pilgrimages to the University of Guelph for his girlfriend.

Bro said he’d come out tonight but he’s guelphing again.

by anon23234 March 25, 2026

Glenching

When a man sticks his penis in his own anus and clenches his buttocks to grow the size of his penis. Similar to jelqing but a handless experience.

His penis grew 2 inches from glenching.

by Dr.Squench July 6, 2025

Grulching

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

by BluDru42 September 5, 2025