grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008

grabass

Touchy feely horseplay.

All they do is stand around playing grabass.

by Trish O. November 1, 2002

grababite

to grab-a-bite basicly means to get some food or to eat something.

Jeff: Oh goddamnit, I'm starving. I gotta go to Charcoal's Grill and grababite!

by Santacruzshores January 11, 2006

grabass

An informal game in which the participants attempt to grab the posteriors of one another. Usually associated with horseplay.

I'm up here in the condo trying to call these little bastard teenagers for lunch, but they're down on the beach playing grabass with each other.

by Webster April 18, 2004

gabadotz

Italian for stupid, dumb, idiot, fool.

Tony- ..‘Cause I took that test (IQ Test) and somebody gets a 158, well, they know a few things.

Dr Melfi- So we can assume you think he’s smarter than you.

Tony- honestly I think he’s smarter than you the way you keep shitting on the test. But I’m not gabadotz myself.

by BobbyByNature October 18, 2021

Grabagran

Grabagran is a term used to describe when a young man "grabs" an elderly woman and then kisses her with excess amounts of tongue.

This technique was originally developed by a man named Graballa.

I think I might go to the bingo tonight and grabagran!

by PedroTheNedro January 10, 2008

gabatable

To be debatably gay.

That guy is gabatable, he is playing football but has a pink bandana on.

by 333333 February 3, 2009