Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

Guillermo

It usually belongs to really hot guys, especially Spanish boys.

girl#1:Did you see that new Spanish kid? His name is Guillermo.

girl#2:oh really? I had no idea.

girl#1: he's so hot! he's from Malaga!

girl#2: Is he a foreign exchange student? What is he doing here in California?

girl#1: Beats me, but he's super cute.

by AGGM3 December 15, 2008

Gillooly

To kneecap someone, as Jeff Gillooly and Tanya Harding conspired to do to Nancy Kerrigan. Particularly appropriate in a competitive context.

"This guy totally took my spot on that sports team."
"You want I should Gillooly him?"

by thismonkey July 21, 2009

Gillotts

Gillotts is in Henley-On-Thames so you may think; "oh thats posh" pahaha.. that's the funniest thing i have heard ever! Its a hole with heating that often fails in the midst of winter which leaves its pupils freezing cold, in this instance we wear home jumpers and our deputy, takes them away from us when its snowing?!?! what an idiot! about 99% of the year 8 pupils have gone further than 2nd base, and by year 10 its a sin not to have had sex yet and are rejected by your peers if not and are considered a "pussy". our rules are ridiculous enough that you could use them to run the country, skirt long, trousers up, blue or black biro, 2 rulers? why would you ever need 2 rulers? < if you fail to meet these requirements then you are issued with a two hour after school detention; if you fail to attend this it turns into a temporary exclusion, for not having an extra ruler - ridiculous!
everyone smokes at "the tree" and people are constantly offered a "zoot" or a "toke" once in a while, "50p for a fag!"

all in all - i can honestly say that this school's facilities are crap, rules are crap, teachers are horrible, and the people in it are "different" to say the least!

deputy
idiot
pussy
Gillotts

by maemaw1 December 7, 2011

Guillaume le Thug

The greatest and most daring person you will ever meet, Guillaume le Thug dominates every obstacle he encounters. He always sticks to his grindset, conquering everyone and everything in his way. He plays by his own rules, ignoring any guidelines that he finds unnecessary. Cherish him, as he will make a great ally in times of need.

Person 1: Did you see Guillaume le Thug over at the bar?
Person 2: Yeah, he just finished his twentieth pint of beer!
Person 1: What a chad.

by cheeselettuce January 2, 2022

Guillotine

A very old French invention, typically with a large wooden frame, and a very sharp slate of metal attached to a rope. The person being executed is then laid down in position, the rope is pulled and they are decapitated.

"Today, at the hanging, we have two contraptions instead. An old-fashioned rope, and our new invention, the guillotine. It is swifter, and cleaner and has no chances of survival."

by Intellectually Inclined Person February 22, 2019

Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it

My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined

by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021