guff

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009

Guff

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

by mcfcvince July 28, 2008

guff

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

by MC lozza October 10, 2003

guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

guff

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

by nicola's top man April 8, 2008

guff

An extreme idiot with no intellectual power.

Wow. That guy's such a Guff.

by Pyncha October 17, 2004

Guff

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.

by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003