Guac Guac 3000

The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.

I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.

by The yankee with no brim April 14, 2020

Giancarlo

Generally refers to an extremely intelligent man, better looking than the everyday George Clooney, who is socially acknowledged as out of every woman's league.
It is a proven fact that a man with the name Giancarlo has a 87% better chance of becoming a porn star or Calvin Klein model than any other man.

Women who are fortunate enough to meet a Giancarlo always attempt to seduce him, always to no avail. Ultimately a Giancarlo will choose a woman after many years of confirming the woman to be worthy. These women are considered luckier than than people who win the lottery.

-"Hey man, I thought I was well hung but then I was at the gym with Giancarlo."
-"You should have known even horses are scared of guy's named Giancarlo."

by thealessandroshow September 23, 2011

Gancho

How the bodegas in Hartford refer to a needle, rig or syringe. One gancho costs one dollar.

Hey papi, I need a ganch.

I'm so sick, but until I can cop a gancho this dope is all but worthless.

by Arm and Hammer November 9, 2009

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.

-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

by wowKostas August 6, 2020

holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.

Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.

by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

guacala!

From the Quechua dialect meaning disgusting. Expression used often in the Ecuadorian community.

Sometimes spelled as "Wacala!"

David was talking about his "man juice" and Pamela's first reaction was "Eww Guacala!"

by BettyHill April 2, 2007

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004