grunning

The act of taking the stinky cheese from an unclean vagina and then proceeding to make a grilled cheese sandwich with it.

Can we get a quick grunning session in? I'm kinda hungry.

by muntenheimer April 28, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery

"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Gronking

when you munt to gronk

I was gronking in my room earlier it was amazing!

by garmot February 3, 2025

shit-grinning

(adv.) an overt display of self-satisfied smugness when clearly such displays are either undeserved or unwarranted. As if the subject were to smile innocently only to reveal a mouthful of shit to his/her peers.

Kyle: "Did you see that shit-grinning bastard John after he got his paper back?"

Whitt: "Yea he looked like a gloating douche for sure"

by douchenip April 27, 2011

Bone Growning

When your bones grow and it hurts.

"When you grow it hurts"
"like physical growth?"
"I do not understand sorry"
"Like are you getting taller?
Buff?"
"Bone Growning"

by AtlasRyker September 24, 2019