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Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
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GoGuardian

Shit extension where students of every grade basically face dictatorship and anti privacy. Unless you have a phone and you're hiding it from your teacher, goguardian will prevent you from doing shit.

Similar to Securly, teachers can block websites, but thats not all. With goguardian, teachers can see what tab your on. Not only that, they can see ALL OF YOUR FUCKING TABS and what you've recently viewed after school. So not only are you not safe in school, you're being invaded of privacy outside of school. Nobody wants your damn teacher staring at you for all day and night. This extension is awful, teachers just shouldnt use it, just go use Securly or Securely, however the fuck you spell it.

Goguardian can also ban you from searching shit, and lock your screen, preventing you from doing anything. Teachers can use this to be a dictator.

You can pretend you're doing work but you're actually on your phone. but if you're idle for like 10 seconds, the teacher will catch you.
Person 1: hey lets watch youtube.
Person 2: yeah sure.
Teacher: *locks screen* PLEASE USE THE CHROMEBOOKS PROPERLY AND NO MISUSE. THIS IS YOUR WARNING, GET BACK ON TASK.
Person 1: dude the teacher sucks.
Person 2: yeah i know, i wish the principal didnt actually find out about this shit extension GoGuardian, it should be called ShitGuardian.
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Grog

" G'day mate, how bout we head on down to tha pub and grab us some grog? " ;)
by Katherpillar December 16, 2010
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grog rash

A Grog Rash is when your face gets really red especially around your cheeks and eyes, when you drink alcohol.
Check out the Grog Rash on that kid... He's practically glowing.
by Andy18 February 10, 2007
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gogurt shots

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.
James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"
by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011
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Goguardian

Literally the worst extension you could ever find on the chrome web store. It is the absolute worst and it blocks good websites half the time.
Omg goguardian wouldn't let me get to the math website.
by 𝙴 April 11, 2021
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grigussy

1-noun
mr. grigussy, a formal title for one who has a complete understanding of guitar and music theory

2-adjective
dogshit
1- Wow, you saw that setlist Jimi Hendrix, the great rock grigussy played last night?

2- Anthrax followed them right after, right? Very mid, instant grigussy.
by lord grigussy September 30, 2022
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