Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018

greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.

by gnostic3 November 23, 2019

friend grazing

to shave the pubes off of somebody you like to show friendship and bonding.

daniel is friend grazing Adam to show their bond.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

Muff Grazing

The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.

Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"

by muffgrazer April 25, 2019

pan grazing

over sampling what you're cooking while it's still on the stove, especially if you're cooking while you're hungry, and especially if it isn't done yet.

"There'd have been enough tacos for everyone if Sherry hadn't been pan grazing while cooking it."

by Birdcatcher May 6, 2022