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greaseturd

greaseturd is a mixture of food scraps and grease forming a turd usually black in color greasy and stinky normally found in kitchen drains
my kitchen sink drain was blocked solid by greaseturds and had to be snaked those greaseturds are nasty and stinky what a mess it made
by littlejimmie March 24, 2019
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Love peace and chicken grease

Love peace and chicken grease: A way of saying goodbye with fondness...and the hope that the other person's day goes smoothly and with flavor, like chicken grease.
by Sue Dawn Neem June 19, 2021
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grease your gator

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.
by LustyBear September 8, 2009
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Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade
That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"
by v1cious October 6, 2004
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sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
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no grease

a threat in prison that is effective under most circumstances.
It refers to anal rape, and when one says "no grease," or "I'ma hit you with no grease," this means that they do not intend to use any sort of lubrication during the anal rape. One of the scaries things someone can say to you in jail.
"Bitch you better toss my salad before i hit you with no grease!"
by J-ho's pimp August 20, 2006
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Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits
smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"
by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009
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