Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

groach

to quickly grab the inner, upper thigh of a male friend that you are being slightly annoyed by. This is done in a manner in which the victim thinks for a split second that you are reaching for something else.

Mike got totally groached out by Josiah.

by groacher June 6, 2010

grach

A girl named Grace, when her ratchet side comes out, you call her grach, short for gratchet

Omg, GRACH!

by Dodge.com April 6, 2019

Gorbachevium

Gorbachevium is created when two atom of Leninium and one of Stalinium fuse together: Gorbachevium has the number of 210. It is a radioactive material having a full life of 91 year (half-life:45.5 years). It emits lots of gamma radiation per second. (almost 501 gamma rays/m2). No other propetries are know

Random ass mf: AH SHIT GORBACHEVIUM

Random ass mf 2: Bruh

by THE OMEGA SEX March 13, 2023

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016

Mikhail Gorbachev

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008