The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
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A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.
You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.
by Some madman on the internet June 12, 2018
Get the U.S. Government mug.When a government in a smaller less powerful country (usually a dictatorship)gets installed by a bigger, more powerful country (usually USA) in replacement of the government the smaller country had previously (usually a democratically elected leader who is assassinated)
There are many puppet governments in the world run by an evil, vicious dictator who was installed by groups such as the CIA because of his support for US interest. A puppet government has been installed in many countries by the CIA
here is a small list which includes but not limits to:
Iran 1953 (democratically elected Mossadeq overthrown and replaced with the Shah)
Chile 1973 ('' '' Salvador Allende overthrown and replaced by vicious Augusto Pinochet)
Cuba (Castro overthrew pro US Batista who was a dictator)
Guatemala 1954
Turkey 1960 and 1980
Nicaragua 1980 - 1989
and it goes on...this is not a conspiracy theory, it is the truth and in the public domain
here is a small list which includes but not limits to:
Iran 1953 (democratically elected Mossadeq overthrown and replaced with the Shah)
Chile 1973 ('' '' Salvador Allende overthrown and replaced by vicious Augusto Pinochet)
Cuba (Castro overthrew pro US Batista who was a dictator)
Guatemala 1954
Turkey 1960 and 1980
Nicaragua 1980 - 1989
and it goes on...this is not a conspiracy theory, it is the truth and in the public domain
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Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.
Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"
Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.
Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"
Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "
Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
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"That Governator is out there, it can't be bargined with, it can't be resoned with, and it will not stop, ever... until he is elected."
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