Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.

A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.

by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011

Googlebyte

The Greatest thing Google has ever created. The the Biggest amount of bytes and bits put into one hard-drive. It is also part of the processor and can run 3 gobytes per nanosecond. Nothing can stand to the awesomeness of these type of memory! Nothing I say Nothing!!!
Also called a gobyte.

"My computer has a gobyte of memory, and my processor runs a gobyte as well" Strange child says; "what is a gobyte?" It is the most powerful thing of the Digital Age! Googlebyte forever Evolving!

by Diacon November 19, 2010

googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.

Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.

by goober September 9, 2004

goobette

a female goober, a silly, stupid, lovable girl

"Oh that girl is such a goobette, sometimes i wanna slap her, other times its just funny"

by justpostalready January 14, 2010

googlee

A situation where someone is producing more than just hot air speaking thru his ass, thus producing absolute bullshit.

There appears to be a preponderance of googlee in the air. Thanks for wasting my time.

by shrek August 20, 2004

googleate

To Googleate, this means to research something using Google.

"Hey Terry, just Googleate the Part number and see if anything comes up."

by MPLS Wordsmith April 7, 2014

Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.

"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017