Gomank

A fucking knobhead who lives in Brighton, a gay city and likes to stream Jackbox. Also, he is notorious for his cult called "Stan Gomank".

"Oh yeah that knobhead Gomank? Yeah, he's a fucking nonce."

by SwiftxMiles August 5, 2020

John Gomez

A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.

Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.

by thisiswhywerehere.tumblr.com July 23, 2010

Gorenoise

A type of noise music that consists of brutal distortion and constant gurgling.

Usually sounds disgusting and repulsive when listened to.

"Is gorenoise even metal anymore? "

by coltonk9043 August 5, 2016

Gonenc

Anything halfway between the unknown and the divine.

By 7am we neared the top of the mountain, and just as the light hit us, we were gonenced with wonder.

by Zarbuck February 5, 2010

gomez grip

The act of sticking 1-4 fingers up your opponents anus when ground fighting.

I got Gomez gripped today while training and shit my pants

by Bsherm January 20, 2018

tickling gomez

The tender act of rubbing your moustache against one's perineum.

Mate: Did you seal the deal last night?
Me: Yep, once I'd given her a tender tickling gomez, she couldn't refuse my proposal.

by The Tender Tickler November 14, 2014

João Gomes

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3

"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"

by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022