Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

by Applepippin July 7, 2023

golden shower or gold rush

urinating on someone during sex

he gave me a golden shower last night

by lissy April 28, 2004

golden shower economics

What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future

"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"

"He practices golden shower economics"

by Gun_totting_lib May 25, 2018

Golden Shower CR style

Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.

My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.

by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

Golden Shower Dower

When Gonzaga basketball center Sam Dower dunks on an opposing player and people bring their woman to the shower and piss on them before or after sex in honor of the achievement.

D*mn Dower Dunked on that fool. Come on girl, lets go do a Golden Shower Dower!

by MY Jizz Gonzaga March 18, 2011