Applepippin's definitions

69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.

65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Phrase people tend to spam when they see that one astronaut game meme from nearly 3 years ago. I'm tired of both.

retard #1: su us ususususu amonu

retard #2: OMG GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

Golden shower

A shower head made out of gold. Probably used by rich people.

oh shoot i cant believe i finally received my golden shower today cant wait to try it out

by Applepippin July 7, 2023

1wertyuiopqsdfghjklaxcvbnm

Typing in the standard QWERTY keyboard set, top to bottom row, left to right letters, except the first letter of each row is replaced to the first letter of the row above. That means, 1 instead of q, q instead of a and a instead of z. The rest of the rows are left intact.

The legacy of boredom keyboard combinations never ends until they're completely random.

Urban Dictionary knows when you're going to type 1wertyuiopqsdfghjklaxcvbnm

by Applepippin March 19, 2023

Fictional googology

retard

Fictional googology is retarded

by Applepippin September 24, 2023

Shark

A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.

UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person

UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth

UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.

*no actual sex entries*

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

AP

An acronym that literally means fucking nothing.

AP

An acronym that literally means fucking nothing.

by Applepippin June 18, 2023

by Applepippin June 18, 2023