Goat Trail

Goat Trail : A man made path or trail thru the woods or hills to get to the local watering hole for a cold frosty beer. The shortest innovative path from ones apartment to mischief.

While traveling out of town , Ted the Superintendent, would always create his own Goat trail to the local dive bar or pub.

by Fatphil October 14, 2021

goat falling

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition

Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?

by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,

Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Touch my goat

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.

“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

by Touch my goat July 2, 2019

she's the goat

A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod

Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT

by onlyreal1out.there January 16, 2017