gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003

jerking the gerkin

To masturbate, or jerk off

Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.

by Benny Issy April 28, 2006

gellin'

pronounced: "jel-in"
(adjective, verb)

adj: In the state of mind where getting the news that your dog was hacksawed to death by a hipster wouldn't bother you one bit. Only obtained by wearing Dr. Scholl's gel shoe insoles. The care-free attitude has been described as relaxing on a hammock made of hemp, while in a coma.

v: being in the above state of mind

Now, here are some words that are more likely to be spoken while gellin'. With these words can come great rap lyrics. And that's sayin' somethin', yo.

bestsellin'
compellin'
dispellin'
dwellin'
Ellen
excellin'
expellin'
felon
fellin'
Ferdinand Magellan
foretellin'
gellin'
Helen
melon
mispellin'
outsellin'
propellin'
rebellin'
repellin'
resellin'
retellin'
sellin'
shellin'
short-sellin'
smellin'
tellin'
yellin'

Rap on, m'brothas.

man1: AHMAHGAD YOU RAN OVER MY LEGS!!! AAAHH!!
man2: Heeey, that dude is sooo nooot gellin'!
man3: Yeeaah, man…
man1: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH?! HE RAN OVER MY LEGS!!
men2,3: Naahh, man… we're gellin'!

by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009

Germineer

Also, "Germaneer"

German-engineered cars are said to have "Germineering."

As they were driving, Nick pointed out to Carlyn the superior Germineering of her Volkswagen Beetle.

by DrivesABeetle January 20, 2009

gerdiness

After too much drinking and/or eating over a 2-3 hour period, there is an excess amount of gerd in the throat that causes uncomfortable burning sensations and excessive burping...not to mention an overall feeling that one would feel the need to have to throw up.

I was a total pig at the arcade! --- After 8 beers, two meals, and a pint of ice cream, there was a definite gerdiness when I slept that night.

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

gervin

He is the most caring guy you will find. He is the hottest guy u will meet as well. He will be there for you even if you try to ignore him. He is very stubborn in a good way. He is the best kisser and he love squeezing asses but he won't play with your feelings. He is very fun to hangout with, very energetic. He plays around with everyone. If you ever meet a gervin keep him and never let him go.

Girls: " Gervin is so fun to be with, he cares about me...thats so sweet"

Guys: "Gervin is pretty chill but i dont like how he plays around too much"

by Crazywomen May 10, 2017

Guerlin

Is the baddest bitch she is loyal trustworthy and thick she funny and caring and most of all she not fake and don’t switch up

Wow guerlin

by Pretty lush.kush November 11, 2019