gerber herber 

Grab your sibling’s ass in their graduation picture

Brother: CONGRATS!
Little Sibling: Hey man! Did you just touch my ass?
Brother: Yeah haha!

Little Sibling: But you’re my brother..
Brother: Haha exactly, i did a gerber herber

gerber herber by Kakathegreatest May 26, 2021

Gerber Life Baby 

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

Gerber Life Baby by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

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Dude I just signed my kid up for Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. Hopefully he gets a head start for just pennies a day.

Gerber Life's affordable grow up plan for young children. by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Gerber Dick 

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

Gerber Dick by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

Gerber-free 

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

Gerber-free by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

Gerber brain 

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

Gerber brain by P Nutty May 11, 2009

Gerber Baby 

An insult used at your local high school to make fun of a fat kid. Used to describe how someone has large fat cheeks cuz they stuff food in the mouth all the time.

Man John is such a god damn Gerber baby

Gerber Baby by john_farley34 April 23, 2015