The Gauntlet

When a man has sex every night for a 5 days in a row with a different girl. He also has to secretly record it and have it reviewed by someone for authenticity.

Yo man. I just completed The Gauntlet. You'll never believe the bitches I did it with, too. You mind checking it out and spreadin' the word that the pussy pommeler is on the prowl.

by StewieIsBack February 5, 2018

Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe

Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"

by Nozgaming June 11, 2018

Grunts

Grunts.... Age of the Corps, 234 years of ass kicking, ball busting, days of death and destruction. Where every day's a holiday and every meal's a feast. We are A.L.I.C.E. pack operated, M.R.E. feed, beer cooled, green amphibious monsters who thrive on war. GRUNTS, Ooh-Fuckin-Rah!!!

Those Marine grunts are some baaaad motherfuckers!

by USMC MARC February 8, 2010

Jeg-Gunts

Combination of a Gunt and the tight jeggings worn by fat/obese supermarket shoppers. Usually worn also with Ugg boots.

I went to Asda Toryglen on Saturday and felt classy after seeing all the Jeg-Gunts on display

by cazzzza February 8, 2010

infinity gauntlet

sparkly oven mitt on a raisins hand that will destroy your friends and family

oh no he has the infinity gauntlet *snap*

by garfielf the word maker June 9, 2019

running the STD gauntlet

having unprotected sex with a particularly skanky slut you just picked up on a night out, and praying you don't catch any STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) from her.

Dude 1: Man, I fucked a mega hot chick last night.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.

by its-a me, mario! May 20, 2014

Gauntlet

Running in a line while getting smacked with pads. HARD. usually resulting in soreness, limping, back pain, shoulders dislocation, and broken fingers, toes Etc. Always resulting in pain.

"Time for the gauntlet!"

"Gautlet makes you stronger!"

"Dude, i hate when we run the gauntlet"

"I blacked out today doing the gauntlet and fumbled the ball, so i had to run a gaser!"-see Gaser

by Yo Boy, The Snake January 24, 2008