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Gauntless 

The word your friend says when you tell him about the video game "Dauntless" and he misheard you
Me:Hey you should download Dauntless so we can play together
My friend: Gauntless?
Me: No, I said Dauntless
My friend: Ohh, I thought you said Gauntless, aight I'll download it
Gauntless by Spider-Nubba March 1, 2021

gauntlets 

Fingerless short or long black leather, lace, satin, mesh, or fishnet forearm covers; some have a thumbhole; goth, biker~looking, or high~fashion feminine types. They're Badass! Can have patterns, tie~around straps, velvet, available in many different styles including ones with zippers & skulls.
I have so many pair of different pairs of gauntlets but my favorite are black leather with a long zipper~they go all the way to my elbow, & they have little metal skulls on them!
gauntlets by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Run the gauntlet

An extreme internet challenge, where you are tasked with watching some of the most horrible videos out there. There are 20 levels and each one gets harder. They include a dog being skinned alive, a baby being run over by a car, and the infamous "three guys one hammer". It is currently unknown why anyone would do this to themselves.
Person 1: Hey man, you should run the gauntlet.
Person 2: no
Run the gauntlet by SKRIBZ July 23, 2016

gutless wonder 

A person who is so without courage that it’s surprising they are even alive.
He is a gutless wonder and that is exactly why he has risen to the top in this reversed world of avoidant underachievers working for the state.
gutless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Crimson Gauntlet

When you're dancing with a chick and she's on her period, you look down to see blood on your pants. That's when you reach down into her panties, grab a fistful of blood and slap her across her face.
That bitch freakin' me was on her rag, so I had to serve her up the ole' crimson gauntlet..

Dauntless 

A video game that has you kill “monsters” or behemoths to craft weapons and armor. Another reason that your bae might get mad at you. Way better than Fortnite.
Girl1: “My bae won’t text me back”
Girl2: “OMG. Why!??”
Girl3: “Yeah! Why!??”
Girl1: “They won’t stop playing Dauntless. Whatever that is.” (Gets text*)
Girl2: “Who texted you?”
Girl3: “Was it your bae?”
Girl1: (sigh*) “Yep. They said that they were busy fighting a Shrowd..?”
Girl3: “Maybe you should break up with them and get a new bae.”
All 3 girls: “TOTALLY.”
Dauntless by XxSADNESSxX November 28, 2019