Goosed

A dude that's absolutely dripped out and has the coolest merch in his closet

Man: *Shows off his kicks and diamond encrusted tote bag*
Man 2: Yo, goosed tote
Man: Thanks bro

by NewYork6792 November 15, 2025

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022

Goosed Out

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.

"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

by There's Nothing To See Here. September 13, 2012

goosed it

Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it.

He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it

by lolwoman July 4, 2007

Goosed-it

To have fucked something up. To ruin even the simplest of things because of stupidity.

"I totalled my car again. I was driving down a straight road and I goosed-it!"

by BlutoPKS March 4, 2006

Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled

“That made me goosed up”

by Dannsy May 20, 2021

goosed ya

To pinch someone's butt unexpectedly.

Ex. I goosed ya! No goose backs.

by JodaWS November 27, 2013