A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.
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Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.
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more concerned about how they're trending
less focused on what they were elected to do
incapable of thought beyond the sound-byte
believing:
they know what's in the public's best interest
that bad publicity is better than no publicity
that they are members of an elite class that must be provided benefits above those around them.
This ultimately leads to politicians becoming actors and far worse, actors becoming politicians while still engaged in their prior profession.
more concerned about how they're trending
less focused on what they were elected to do
incapable of thought beyond the sound-byte
believing:
they know what's in the public's best interest
that bad publicity is better than no publicity
that they are members of an elite class that must be provided benefits above those around them.
This ultimately leads to politicians becoming actors and far worse, actors becoming politicians while still engaged in their prior profession.
I wonder how much govertainment we'll see this fall?
That politician needs to get a new publicist, his govertainment numbers are really weak.
That politician needs to get a new publicist, his govertainment numbers are really weak.
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