glorpenspeil

Instrument a kin to a Glockenspiel although a slight bit gloopier

Sick Glorpenspeil playing my dude!

by Crakeeleous the great December 22, 2023

Glorpined

To be Baffled by a slug on a street being ran over

“Dude, I was glorpined earlier today!”

by Penisbitch321 January 2, 2024

Glorp

To suck down, usually in a loud, wet gagging manner. The only use of this word i've heard from 2021 to now (2024).

She's a glizzy glorper, she glorped that dick and spends all her free time glorping down whatever she can get in her throat. I once saw her glorp down a burger in under 30 seconds.

by Grimmdork January 29, 2024

Glorpazorp

A short person that's really mad.

Luna: Yo bruh.
Me: Yo bruh, omg you're such a glorpazorp bruh, how did I never realize bruh.

by LunaGymBruhLover November 20, 2023

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024

Glorpimedious

That feeling you get where absolutely everything is awful, but you've been doing good enough that you're just using that momentum to push through.

"Dude, I just got everything in my life down packed, and now everything's starting to go awful. Feelin' pretty glorpimedious right now, we ball"

by Beeg_Gart April 16, 2024