gayspeak

(GAY-speek)n. communication between homosexual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm

Tod: "Hey Queen. Don't you look lovely today"
Ted: "Thank you Miss Thing! I do don't I?"
Tim: "You two are a real mess."
Tod: "What's her problem? Didn't get any last night?"
Ted: "Whatever! The bitch thinks she's all that..."
Tim: "You girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. You sound like a couple of black women."
Tad: "You know what they say honey: Trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer."
Tim and Tod: "Thank you honey!"

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

Gasp

1) Deep breath made when desperate for air.

2) Deep breath made when surprised.

1) After emerging from his tankless, two-minute-and-thirty-seven-second dive, Frank gasped for air with deep, exhausted breaths.

2) I gasped when I learned that Lena was in fact the one who wrote the "Anel was here" message on the blackboard that hat gotten us detention.

by Confident Lefty April 9, 2006

gasping

British slang for experiencing nicotine withdrawal. American equivalent is "having a nicfit."

I had to work all day today without a fag break. By the time they let me out I was gasping.

by BobR September 3, 2010

gaspa

very clever and smart person

you're like gaspa!

by gaspa August 5, 2003

gayspam

to gayspam; to spam the word "gay" (and/or synonyms or related words) in chatrooms, message boards or game servers

XSAX: "YOU ALL GAY"
XSAX: "GAY"
XSAX: "GAY"
XSAX: "GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY"
<server>: "stop gayspamming or you will be kicked off the server again!"

by 4m August 3, 2007

GAYSPIRACY

Questioning one owns manhood by eating penis cake.

Does it make me Gay if I eat a penis cake and enjoyed it? I think my wife made the cake as a gayspiracy on my manhood.

by Pookabuek August 17, 2010

gasperated

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.

I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.

by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007