Fresh Fish

A new prisoner in any prison.

Prisoner 1: "That new white boy in the shower."
Prisoner 2: "Leave him alone, man."
Prisoner 1: "Hell naw! Fresh Fish on the line!"

by Jerremy Deane November 24, 2003

Stay fresh

a phrase said to only the coolest people to acknowledge their coolness and to tell them to stay cool

Ms Fraser, you are the best teacher ever! It's been a great semester! Stay fresh!

by Poli Sci AP 09 May 9, 2009

fresh me up

Give me some; give me something. Usually referring to food but not necessarily.

Will: This shrimp is so bad.
Danny: Hey, lemme try some. Fresh me up, fresh me up.

by dodgerssteelersmanutdpenguins April 14, 2009

fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

freshman flop

An instance where a freshman (mostly in high school) walks up stairs in their new, unfamiliar school building and trips on the last step, falling flat on the floor. The victim only hopes that they catch their fall with their hands and that nobody was watching.

Don't get embarrassed. We all did the freshman flop in that narrow stairwell once.

by anonymous101lol February 25, 2014

Freshman Girl Syndrome

A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.

Symtoms:

Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.

Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.

When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.

What Happens:

Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.

What Increases your risk:

Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.

When to call a doctor:

When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.

FGS can result in:

Social disasters

High School drop outs

Drug Addiction

extreme naiveness

loss of friends

Unprotected sex

teen pregnancy

HIV/AIDS

DEATH

In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.

Q:

"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"

A:

"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."

Questioner:

"Oh shit i am so mean"

by baba gonoosh January 6, 2010

Fresh Kill

A woman that a man has recently engaged in sexual intercourse with for the first time.

Eric: Yo Tom, I banged a hot girl last night!
Tom: Oh, really? Was she a fresh kill?
Eric: No, we slept together once before back in college :(
Tom: That's okay. There's nothing wrong with a repeat offender.

by Champ360 September 30, 2011