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fuckoid

alternative for fucker but sounds soooo much better when insulting said fuckoid.
Spanky you are the biggest fuckoid in the world
by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005
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fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up
"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"
by nzowl December 15, 2003
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Fuckboi

A term used to describe a man(child) who acts in one or more of these ways:

a) Acts like they are the hottest thing on this planet. At the same time, they are using aesthetics in place of their whole identity.

b) Feels entitled to women's attention even if he’s a complete creepy a-hole.

c) Will try and manipulate multiple women around him, but once caught, runs and hides for a while until ready to move back to (b) feeling entitled to attention.

d) Someone who doesn’t have his life together, but likes to blame it on others that are no longer in his life. Instead of owning up to his shortcomings.
Example 1:

Man(Child): “I SHOWED YOU THE MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE 16 YEARS AGO, SO IM TAKING CREDIT FOR YOUR WHOLE BEING! So suck my wee wee.”😡

Woman: “I don’t even really know you..., and I don’t rely on an aesthetic for my whole identity. So nice try fuckboi.” 🤣

Example 2:

Man(child): *Messages multiple girls at once for a hook-up while in a relationship*

Women: *Sends a selfie back with the other girls he messaged* “Go away, Fuckboiiiiiii!”
by Realitychecktime September 4, 2020
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Mt. Fuckmore

An large pile of laundry, often found in homes with more than 2 residents whom share a communal laundry & related duties. Word is used by the person who thinks they have finally finished washing the heaping pile only to find more dirty laundry and realizes: "fuck, there's more!" Yes folks, there always is.
I have to go home and tackle Mt. Fuckmore before the weekend so I have something to wear Saturday night.
by spottedtan September 21, 2009
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fuckmitten

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.
Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!
by Madmarkus May 19, 2005
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Fuckmillion

A fucking absurd amount of money.

Creator is S.H.
Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?
by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006
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fuckmobile

a car that any person can easily fuck someone in or fuck up in
" look honey I bought a fuckmobile "
by CRAPLATHEBOSS February 24, 2015
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