Fuckle Kerfuffle

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.

A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

Fucklessandra

Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.

Origin :

A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.

You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!

Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?

Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.

by Hunniton May 15, 2009

Fuckcess!

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.

"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"

by MagickDio April 3, 2010

fuckless

The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.

After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips

by AJizzie September 6, 2007

fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

fucklet

A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.

Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:

Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.

If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.

You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.

or, it could be used as defined

Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009