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fucklesnort 

a fucklesnort is one whom enjoys the activity of snorting an intense line of coke, while drinking vodka thus giving the effect of not giving a fuck, fucklesnort

timmy: hey i cant fucking believe you
brad: okay listen here tImMy *while caressing timmy’s soft arm* I couldn’t give a fucklesnort
Timmy: oh god brad are you fucking high?!
Bad brad 900: okay listen here TiMmY, *bad brad 900 is slowly caressing timmy’s soft arm* i couldnt give a fucklesnort
fucklesnort by 666FURRYLOVER666 February 13, 2021
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Fucksnort 

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.
Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".
Fucksnort by FatTails February 19, 2011
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fucklesworth

Arrogant, wealthy person who is often seen driving an Escalade, Yukon XLT, Excursion, or other mammoth sized SUV while simultaneously talking on a cell phone and erratically changing lanes without a signal.
That stupid fucklesworth just cut me off! "Hang up the phone and drive ASSHOLE!"
fucklesworth by DefconZero May 1, 2006
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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