fucklesnort

a fucklesnort is one whom enjoys the activity of snorting an intense line of coke, while drinking vodka thus giving the effect of not giving a fuck, fucklesnort

timmy: hey i cant fucking believe you
brad: okay listen here tImMy *while caressing timmy’s soft arm* I couldn’t give a fucklesnort

Timmy: oh god brad are you fucking high?!
Bad brad 900: okay listen here TiMmY, *bad brad 900 is slowly caressing timmy’s soft arm* i couldnt give a fucklesnort

by 666FURRYLOVER666 February 13, 2021

Fucksnort

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.

Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".

by FatTails February 19, 2011

fucklesworth

Arrogant, wealthy person who is often seen driving an Escalade, Yukon XLT, Excursion, or other mammoth sized SUV while simultaneously talking on a cell phone and erratically changing lanes without a signal.

That stupid fucklesworth just cut me off! "Hang up the phone and drive ASSHOLE!"

by DefconZero May 1, 2006