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flibbertgibbet

a locquacious individual (usu young female) who likes to chatter about the first thing that pops into her head, and then she expects everyone else to listen--and people often do listen--because just as you're about to divert your attention, she'll be poignant or make you LOL. Like a #ChattyKathy, but more compelling, less annoying, and probably destined for SNL or Improv comedy.
That cute little flibbertgibbet had us in stitches with her random stories. She better be careful or she'll end up in a #picklegibbet if she starts talking about other people.
by Slammabammawhenahamma November 18, 2025
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Mr Flibbertyflobbert

Are you horny Napoleon ?

No, sadly not . I’m at home to Mr Flibbertyflobbert
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Blipty fribber noopt

An Hispanic-American slur used to describe someone who's appearance matches that of a stretched jpeg of an obscure animal which has been edited to have the contrast and saturation as high as possible.
Ex.
Person 1:"Wowww, way to be a major blipty fribber noopt."
Person 2:"What the hell, dude. That's literally a slur. You can't be saying stuff like that."
by JessicaDaCoolest001 September 20, 2023
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lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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