freudian slip

When you accidentally say one thing but mean your mother, another, sorry about that.

Friend: Did you see what your mother, I mean brother, did to me last night?
Me: Hold on, Wait, was that a freudian slip?

by Nukeemhigh57 June 13, 2018

Ala-Freudian

Having strong sexual feelings for people who you perceive as your sibling. An Oedipus complex that has been corrupted by Alabaman tendencies.

Eugene: Bro I’m so confused! This girl said I was like a brother to her, but she’s still flirting...
Ben: You sure? She might be manifesting her Ala-Freudian complex!

by MapleSerotonin February 24, 2021

Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)

"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"

by Lucas Spynacus January 11, 2013

Freudian Flip

Like a Freudian slip, but instead flipping someone off. When your hand just happens to have the middle finger up.

Person 1: "You really need to work harder..."

Person 2: * starts scratching their shoulder with middle finger up*

Person 1: "Hey! Are you giving me the Freudian flip???"

by moneyandpower January 2, 2011

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

freudian spew

(v) Saying something you were thinking and only realising you have done so when you gaze at the look of disgust/shock/anger/distress on the face of your interlocutor.

"This chick had better have beer flavoured nipples, because she has a face like a camel with syphilis - pause - did I just Freudian Spew?"
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)

by Victim of above insult June 20, 2008

Freudian Nip

When a girls nipple slips out from her clothes.

Guy: Did you see Janet Jackets nipple at the superbowl show?
Other Guy: Hell yeah, she had a freudian nip.

by Ronutty March 30, 2011