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freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.
Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.
by Mikey G October 6, 2003
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Freedom Text

The text you get from your girlfriend telling you they are going to bed for the night. Thus giving you your freedom.
Dante-"I just got my freedom text."
Wes-"Awesome, lets go to the bar."
by tr aero February 18, 2010
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Freese

verb:
1. To make a sudden winning comeback at the very last and crucial minute or moment of a competitive situation(i.e a game, sport, fight, etc.) and shock an opponent or opponents in the process, who previously thought was/were going to win.
1. David Freese totally Freesed the Texas Rangers during the second extra inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series by hitting a walk-off home run and giving the St. Louis Cardinals a 10-9 win over the Rangers, who would have won if they hadn't failed to get the Cardinals out in the previous innings and prevent them from scoring runs to tie the game. Then the Rangers ultimately choked in Game 7 and lost the World Series.

2. Timmy was on the floor covered in bruises after getting the shit beat out of him by a bully, but he then Freesed the bully by kicking him really hard in the groin while he stood over him and caused him to stumble like a felled oak.
by Terminus_Est October 29, 2011
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FreeSaiyan

1) One who excels at picking up small chipmonk like girls

2) Term for someone who never sleeps, and spends all one's time drinking Booze, browsing the net and looking at underage porn.

3) Growler's Personal Plaything - usualy tied to lamp posts, glued to chairs, elecricuted, ect...

4) An insulting name given to disgruntled British College dropouts.
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy! Whats That!

Mother: That's a FreeSaiyan, my dear, dont look, it'll try to steal your soul or underwear, whichever it reaches first. Promise mommy that you will never ever talk to a FreeSaiyan or become one, ok?

Little Girl: ok, Im promise!

Mother: Its very important! Only shame and stale macaroni awaits you if you do!
by DNA Master April 17, 2005
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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Freedom, NH

A pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of Conway.
If you're looking for modernization, you've come to the wrong place.
There are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types.
The name comes from the town seperating itself from Effingham, the next town over.
A town without stoplights or gas stations.
It's population more than triples during the summer, when all of the tourist come to visit. The closest mall is an hour away. It takes about two seconds to get to the Maine line. The closest highschool is a 35 minute bus ride. The people aren't too bad, if only there were more of them.
On the plus side, there's an ice cream shop and a pizza place, plus the crime watch is always low.

After a while it's decent, you get used to it.
Bob: I just moved out of Freedom, NH
Fred: There goes half it's population
by abcdefghi! September 28, 2008
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Freeism

Freeism is an economic and political system that incentivizes production and distribution through algorithms. Those who produce and freely distribute the most valuable goods to others are the wealthiest. Power is decentralized across all voluntary participants, rather than controlled by private capital or socialist governments.
Freeism is free peoples, free products, for a flourishing planet.
by what is next June 10, 2018
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