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Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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aggressive fapping

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.
* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
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Fraping

The act of changing all the details on someones facebook page when they leave it open and vulnerable- Personal details, relationship status, gender, sexuality, political views etc.

May also be accompanied by a sudden affiliation to the Nazi party.
I was fraping Mitchell last night when he went for a smoke- I even got round to telling that stupid girlfriend of his that she's a whiny bitch!
by V1ncent93 January 24, 2010
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Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.
Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.
by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018
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Cape-Flapping

-verb
1. all flash, no function. Expending all power but with little or no productivity

Derived from the movie "Dark Night"; in which we see our beloved Batman riding his Batmobike through Gotham; notably the only time you'll see our hero's cape moving faster than him.

2. an excessive ruckus created with nothing to back it

3. overly hyped with a disappointing result
"I expected that Batmobike to tear through Gotham City, but all I saw was a Bat-ton of cape-flapping."
by Naked Fain August 12, 2008
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flapping cheeks

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.
Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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Framping

Constant activity resulting in very little progress due to methanphetamine use.
Jane was out framping in the shop all night
by G1ng3rsnap August 28, 2018
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