forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

fobling

Child of a FOB who is born in America. Foblings have trouble dealing with differences between their parents' culture and American culture.

She's in his room so much, I wouldn't be suprised if in a year little foblings are running around.

by BJBruce July 28, 2003

d-forcing

D-forcing is the act of playing music of the dragonforce variety very loudly at passers buy whilst in a car, in order to gain their attention and also to cause surprise. The idea is to have the music set very loudly but paused, so that when a target (a person at the side of the road) is about next to the car, you can press play and "d-force" them. It is important to know that having the windows down will greatly increase impact. For added effect a shout from the people in the car can be used to gain attention just before the music is played.

In a sentence: "You've been d-forced fool!" and "Whoa! I've been d-forced" or "Lets go d-forcing"

by BPJ Productions May 26, 2008

Hayden Fortington

Hayden Fortington is a fucking gay cunt. He lies about having an 8 inch penis and talks to 13 year old girls to cover up that he is gay

Person 1: Apparently that guy is talking to a 13 year old
Person 2: That must be Hayden Fortington the gay cunt

by PrincessHollyHaydensMissus October 27, 2020

Fooling

Fooling is the art of performing sexual deeds > (greater than) a date/kiss/makeout but < (less than) performing sexual intercourse whether its vaginal or anal. The king of fooling is Fool-Her himself. Some think of Fool-Her as a god, a role-model or even a legend. There is a point system, and whenever you fool someone you gain (or lose) points depending on the physical appearance of the person.

scenerio 1:
*Matt starts fooling female by a BJ/footjob/reverse titty fuck etc*
justin: did you fool her yet?
matt: yes, i am the fool-her. end of question.

by phreshboyasia December 29, 2010

forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

by JeremyH February 7, 2008

dragon-forcing

When guitarists force unnecessary technical riffs in their playing to propel their guitar wankery to new levels. Employed religiously by the band Dragonforce, whose guitar-masturbation prowess is unrivaled. Often also attempted by jack-offs at Guitar Center who sit and play the same sweeps all day long, hoping to somehow be "discovered" in their unrelenting daily solo-debuts.

"That doochebag has been over there dragon-forcing his lame-ass riffs on that Marshall half-stack for about half an hour now."

by dead_on_arrival1123 October 28, 2008