forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

by JeremyH February 07, 2008

dozy-d'oh!

To fall asleep on the job and being rudely awakened by your co-worker or even worse your boss.

Jeremy: "It was so embarassing yesterday, I had a dozy-d'oh!"

Tim: "What am I gonna do with you, son?"

by JeremyH February 07, 2008