Fooseytube

Fake as hell

Boy you are faker than fooseytube

by Salt spatoon June 6, 2017

foosebag

A foosebag is in the same category as douchebag, toolbag, cockknocker, etc.
It describes anyone who deserves to be called a foosebag.

"Look at that dude over there with the giant belt buckle and popped collar. What a fuckin foosebag."

by James Gillilander January 17, 2009

Foosenschaften

noun - German slang for the handle which one uses to play foosball. Originated in NBC's "Community" (Season 3 / Episode 9).

You can have a free shot! I'm not even touching the foosenschaften.

by bjamesonbass August 6, 2016

Fooser

One who is so bad at the game of foosball, that he actually makes others he plays with or against equally as bad. Just by looking that this person, you will go bad...for life. Some might call this person a "Total Loser", this is incorrect. He is a fooser.

Someone in the room, who's name rhymes with Karl, is a total fooser.

by steve February 6, 2003

foosed

to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball

"I almost foosed you"

by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007

foosey

The name is only used for female muslims. A very funny and strange female with a kind heart.

"Who's that funny girl in the hijab?"
"Oh, that's just Foosey. She may be funnt, but she's really strange when you get to know her.."

by wanishon64 December 12, 2016

foosey

A feminine name only used by muslims. A female with a kind heart and open-minded.

"Who is that girl in the hijab?"
"Oh, that's just Foosey. She's very shy at first, but if you get to know her she's really nice."

by wanishon64 December 15, 2016