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Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.
Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...
by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016
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flush and grab

When you are in someone elses bathroom and defecate enough that the toilet will not successfully flush you attempt to flush the toilet and while the water level is decreasing exposing your feces you quickly snatch it.
Pat: Hey man, were is Freddy?
Jeff: I think hes in the bathroom.
Pat: Yeah, he's been gone a long time.
Jeff: Maybe he's trying a flush and grab.
by TheThrone June 28, 2009
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flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
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flush walker

one who uses the restroom, flushes, and then carelessly walks away without checking for residue
John is a flush walker cause when I went to pee, he left a skunk stripe in the toilet
by darkshadow2247 August 9, 2005
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flush the ducts

ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer

'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?

Im just flushing the ducts, mom!
by a dawg April 7, 2004
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Flush Time

The time at night when it's no longer safe to make noise in case you don't want to wake anyone up
"I had to take a piss but it was after flush time so I couldn't flush"
"I wanted to get a midnight snack but I couldn't hear up anything in the microwave because it was after flush time
by ZCN June 15, 2015
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flush job

to flush the toilet in the same house hold as one who is taking a shower so the water gets cold and limp.
adams dad: which one of you cock suckers gave me a flush job?

joey: sorry had to drop a deuce.
by joe curt adam December 27, 2009
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