floozing

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging.

Dam dude, that floozing session last night was off the hook!!

by Dark Joker January 28, 2012

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012

Flooping

When you walk aimlessly around a store looking for something you dont neccessarily need to spend your money on that may or may not be useful to you.

I got distracted flooping at Kmart today.

by Positivep March 11, 2018

Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock

I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night

by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011

Flogging Molly

truely a great band but don't download songs - buy them...
btw: devils dance floor is a pretty cool song, but 'whats left of the flag' is even better

*humppahummpahummpa* 0_o

by unknown-reader May 13, 2003

Flogging Dolphin

When you bang a chick doggy style and flail your arms out making dolphin sounds like jim carrey in ace ventura.

John did the flogging dolphin last night when he was banging the forehead girl.

by Eric boner October 17, 2007