by tuffpuff September 30, 2008

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.
Float or Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Float or Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
by dianeeeeeeee May 2, 2011

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.
Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."
"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017

by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018

When your at business lunch and they bring in your favourite food........”oh that chicken caser salad with the side of pasta looks so float”
Did you see Karel’s hair.........it’s float.
Did you see Karel’s hair.........it’s float.
by KarVan February 3, 2021

by jordan muthafuckin howard February 28, 2009
