Flimsy simsy

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't

Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

by squirty berty bottom burper May 18, 2010

flimsical

An object or assembly that is so poorly made as to be comically flimsy.

That cheap cabinet I bought is so flimsical that one of the doors fell off as soon as I tried to open it.

by Mr. Producto February 16, 2012

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

Friends with Beaner fits

Friends who are known for constantly bitching about the onslaught of illegals from Mexico.

Oh shit, here comes Larry. He's one of my friends with beaner fits so we are sure to get a forty five minute lecture about too many Mexicans in the United States.

by trishamallen December 25, 2010

Dat Flies

Generally used to designate a poorly drawn smiley in MSN messenger that may or may not look like a fly. In reference to a Jack Handey Deep Thought that ended with "That alien!", but written in english shitty enough to make you invert singular and plural and put the letter D instead of the "th" sound.

MikeK: Mans! Loks at my nwew smilyeS!

D: Shoot!

MikeK: <shitty smiley>

D: whtat the fkucs is that supposeded to be?! it looks like a fruit flies or smomethinigs!11

MikeK: Dat Flies

by D June 1, 2004

Jar of Flies

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.

Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and Wasp and you'll see.

by Rastablowtorch October 1, 2005