Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

Feces Feneagler

A person grabs feces out of their butthole whilst in the shower

So and so is a feces Feneagler

by Sneaglerboy June 13, 2014

feces pieces

A dump corresponding to a Type I shit on the Bristol Poop chart. The poop looks like tiny balls, reminiscent of a pile of candy in the style of M&M's or, more to the point, Reese's Pieces.

Dude, I think I need to go back to the doc, I am having a problem shitting, it's always a pile of feces pieces anymore. He told last time I needed more fiber in my diet so I switched to oatmeal stouts instead of that Milwaukee's Beast piss I was drinking. I guess maybe that's not what he intended.

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

Flacebo

Flacebo is a word that combines "placebo" and FLAC(Free lossless audio codec) and implies that it is in fact indistinguishable from higher bitrate mp3 or other codecs.

- Man, I just physically can't bring myself to listen to music if it's not in .flac format... What should I do?
- Dude, its a flacebo, you literally can't tell the difference between flac and mp3.

by Breif1 October 11, 2020

flectra

a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it

WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it

This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!

by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022

Reeces Feces

The act of taking a dump then forming the poop in a way that makes the poop look like a recees peanut butter cup.

"Man, i cant believe i just fed Adrian a reeces feces peanut butter cup."

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009