Flareaticus

The art or study of flaring nostrils. Is often enjoyed by nerds, geeks, or dorks. Not many others find comfort and passion in the art or study of flareaticus. Flareaticus has oftentimes gotten mixed up with flarenticis, the art or study of nose picking.

Larry: Hey Billy, where were you after school yesterday, we were supposed to go to the high school football game together!
Billy: Oh, I'm sorry Larry, I was at my flareaticus club meet!
I now know how to flare my nostrils in 5 different ways!
Larry: Oh, wow, i didn't know! I'm so sorry for doubting you!

by Meepedeemeepers500 January 4, 2010

Flares

Flares --- the only trousers a hippy will ever wear. the only trousers for trendies and hippies in the '70s, but went out of style except for hippies who still wear them, and believe they will eventually come back in fashion. This is like the Second Coming for hippies. Flares eventually got even wider and became LOONS, before disappearing from the real world.

FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.

"like man, flares will come back one day"

"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."

by Dud Fivers December 8, 2013

Flarestacking

While your partner or unsuspecting foe is asleep, stand over top of them facing their feet, one foot on each side of their body being careful not to wake them. Taking a lighter, one crouches with there bottom about a foot away from the others face while igniting the lighter and expelling a fart, forcing a flame towards the face of your opponent. A flame justifies 1 point, singed hair, 2 points, and an actualy burn on the face of your opponent will earn you 3 points.

After refusing to have sex with him, Joe waited until she fell asleep, and then gave her a good flarestacking.

by Definition Dan April 4, 2015

FlareWheeze

when you see funni

HAHUHSAUSJAJAS THAT'S SO FLAREWHEEZE

by coconods January 15, 2022

Flarewheeze

If its funny then use Flarewheeze, Except there are a lot of them.

My life is-, :flarewheeze: :flarewheeze: :flarewheeze:

by Foobookee January 15, 2022

Flare

Flare is a girl who is cool and everyone likes

she is so Flare and pogger

by FlarePlaysGames May 5, 2022

fully flare

The act of burning yourself out mentally and physically for a project, but the work being highly regarded in the end.

Joey fully flared himself for that art show.

by Mattb423 December 22, 2009