fisticuffs

Brown marks on someones sleeve, as a result of fisting

After a good long time together in their room, the two jolly young men emerged. 'Oh there you are!', proclaimed his mother quizingly , 'what have you been up to all afternoon?'. 'Mainly fisting' replied the chipper young lad. 'There's no need to tell me! I can see your fisticuffs, now be a good lad and drop that shirt in the laundry basket, I'll clean the shit off your sleeves just as soon as I'm done polishing your father's dildo, you cheeky little scamp!'

by Wavioli October 29, 2007

fisticuffs

A pair of handcuffs used to restrain someone whille you violently fist them against their will

odysseus: yo, nigga, yesterday penelope was all 'do the dishes' so i whipped out my favorite pair of fisticuffs and taught that bitch a lesson.

by Maor Cohen May 15, 2006

fisticuffs

The sexual act of repeatedly ramming your fist in and out of your partner's sphincter, pulling it out without notice and quickly backhanding him/her across the back of the head with your shit smeared hand.

He pushed her down on all fours and proceeded to ram his fist in and out of her sphincter.

"Make. Me. Feel. Like. A. Dirty. Girl," she said.

Then he pulled his fist out of her sphincter without notice and quickly gave her a backhand across the back of the head.

"There, now you're a dirty girl," he said, referring to the shit that had wiped off of his hand and onto her hair during the sexual act of fisticuffs.

by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

fisticuffs

combination of fisting and handcuffs.

Me and Hank were really into fisticuffs.

by utard January 13, 2008

Fisticles

Using your fists as spectacles to see far away objects seem a little bit more focused.

"I don't have my glasses, I can't read this book"
"Well why don't you use your pair of my patented fisticles"

-From the fisticles infomercial.

by Frankletini November 8, 2010

festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

by ptosisT October 11, 2007

fisticuffs

To manually manipulate one's genitals to the point of orgasm; to masturbate

Yo, last night I found my mom's dirty videos and went to fisticuffs in my room

by PAB(ST) April 20, 2006