Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009

Firehose

When you tie your cock with string so tight it turns purple before you cum so it resembles a fire hose

The doctor had to amputate my cock after I tried the firehose

by Fingerblaster45 October 21, 2019

FireHosing

When a man sticks his dick down a womens throat and pisses in her while deep throating her

Man, I gave her a narly firehose last night. She loves firehosing

by SGTWG January 13, 2020

Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.

Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”

by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022