by jtronication October 23, 2009

When you tie your cock with string so tight it turns purple before you cum so it resembles a fire hose
by Fingerblaster45 October 21, 2019

by SGTWG January 13, 2020

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.
by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.
by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022
