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Feelibuster

feel·i·bus·ter feel-uh-buhs-ter
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a.
the use of irregular or obstructive tactics by a female to prevent the male from sleeping, watching the game, or enjoying the quiet.

b.
an exceptionally long speech about feelings, as one lasting for an hour or hours, or a series of such speeches in the form of a statement that doesn’t even end in a question.
"You better DVR the game, that girl next you is a feelibuster".

"I'm exhausted today because my girlfriend feelibusted me until the sun came up".
by queso January 13, 2013
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filifluster

Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering

1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation

2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation

2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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filibustered

Being stopped from doing something fun or interesting by an assignment or some other task. Originally used in Congress to prevent a bill from being passed. (made famous by Strom Thurmond)
Hey man, Do you want to go to the bars tonight?
I would, but I'm being filibustered by this reading assignment I have due tomorrow.
by gator8611 April 4, 2009
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Filibusting a nut

When a guy talks to a girl non-stop until she agrees to have sex with him, just to shut him up.

Derived from the term "filibuster" which is a type of obstruction of legislation in government by talking for a very long period of time.
*At a party*

Guy 1: Have you seen Matt?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's in the back room, Filibusting a nut.

Guy 1: NICE!
by MC Paraplegic January 17, 2011
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filibustered

the implied impeding action put forth by another to thwart the attempt to swiftly hammer a vagina
aka: cockblock

that bastard tariq filibustered me for the last time.
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filibastard

n. A person who filibusters successfully to stop an important agenda being discussed in an allotted time.
Ron knew he only had minutes to talk to Jurian before the bus left but Benny knew this and kept talking to Jurian regardless until the bus had left.
Benny was the Filibastard
by Odders April 17, 2020
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filibusterbating

The act of filibustering your own bill.
Sen. Mitch McConnell started filibusterbating as he filibustered his own bill on the debt ceiling after the Democrats agreed to vote on it.
by sforandy December 9, 2012
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