Condor Ferries

A ferry service based in the English Channel, that consists of a fleet of ironically named hig speed ferries that often only run on 2 engines or less. often this is the case to save on fuel. consequentially, it is a rareity that any of it's fleet are on time.

BOY : Where's Charlie?

GIRL : oh he's doing a condor ferries..

BOY : so he's hopping on one leg and will be on average 4 hours late.

by Alias opposer June 15, 2011

Fellatio Ferris Wheel

A circle of three or more males engaged in interlocking oral sex, in a manner in which each individual simultaneously performs and receives oral sex. The male version of the Cunnilingus Carousel.

A circle of dudes blowing each other is a Fellatio Ferris Wheel

by CubeNazi2 February 10, 2013

Ferris

To be 'Ferris' is;

To be the president of the world.
To be GREEN.
To put weights before mates.
To drink without a straw and eat your hamburger AFTER you eat your fries.
To bench a black hole.
To be huge.
To believe that weight and size is good.
To roam.
To have smaller arms than Mark.

Mark: "Look Ferris, you might have gotten a higher U.A.I than me, but my arms are still bigger than yours."

Harry: "Ferris' favourite colour is GREEN. But the real truth is that GREEN's favourite colour is actually Ferris."

by Sam Abdow March 4, 2007

Ferris

A male who is completely aware of his sexual prowess and uses this to constantly remind his friends of his superiority in attempts to lower their morale to create for him less competition and therefore more opportunity for himself to acquire attention from females eventually leading to sexual intercourse.

Ferris: Hey guys you wanna be my wingmen tonight?

Lewis: Ermm.... why are we your wingmen and your not ours?

Ferris: Maybe because there is no way even my help could get you laid, I on the other hand have much more chance

by iloveferris August 1, 2009

The 'Lou Ferrigno' Rule

The Lou Ferrigno Rule states that a person wearing glasses cannot be punched in the face by anyone ... not even Lou Ferrigno.

Woah man, you can't punch him, he's wearing glasses. That'd be breaking The 'Lou Ferrigno' Rule!

by LachbobFistyboy November 27, 2010

Ferid

A popular character in the anime /manga Owari no Seraph, he is seen right in the first episode and has gained much popularity throughout the series.

Out of all the characters in the anime, I say Ferid is the best.

by Mikaela._.Hyakuya October 31, 2017

Ferpidiot

Higher ed. bureaucrat who uses FERPA (Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act) as an excuse not to release information. The individual (typically in Financial Aid) has really no clue as to what information is and isn't protected by FERPA so they assume everything is confidential and cannot be released. Ferpidiots rely on others fear and cluelessness of FERPA to escape performing any tasks that might contribute to the functionality of the institution and the accountability of their departments.

The Registrar's Office at the University of Mordor was crawling with ferpidiots who refused to give Frodo the information needed to verify Samwise's enrollment status.

by docGTR February 26, 2015